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fireland:

“Henry says you’re the best of the best.”

“Who’s Henry?”

“Henry. You know. Henry the guy who just threw you in here?”

“You mean the guy who kidnapped me and put a bag over my head and threw me in here.”

“Yeah. Henry. Says you’re the best of the best.”

“Well I’m not.”

“Henry says.”

“Henry…

texts-from-ponyville:

(717): Hey history final, how’s it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?

(410): You are way too vulgar to be a girl

mindsigh:

Santa Yoda

mindsigh:

Santa Yoda

LOLZ

So somebody posted porn on Jordan’s tumblr today and he got pissed it was HILARIOUS